- Me: I cleaned all the dishes
- Mom: aren't you going to put them away too?
- Me: you have to upgrade from the trial version to the full version.
i could not consciously go to bed tonight without reblogging this
Female comics are my life
Decided to take a video while flying this morning.
Best. Idea. Ever.
Reminder that this actually exists in our world
THIS IS REAL
I’m gonna cry.
i just read this and thought “humans cant fly dont lie to me sir” then realised, airplanes.
ya all hipsters are dumb as fuck those are fucking CGI clouds from Final Fantasy XIII
*on a date*
so haha tell me more about your dog
F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby
i can’t believe the leader of the free world cheated on jay
When ya homie hit you wit the “Draw 4” in Uno
i think they’ve hatched