I never liked polished stones
it always seemed to me that some moron
thought it best
to round off all the edges
that I think make all things so beautiful.
So I was at a thrift store and I see this little cat lamp.
I was like “Aye yo, no homo, but ya’ll are fuckin’ adorable.”
So I bought the lil’ guy and took him home to plug him in.
Then I was like “No.”
cant wait for natural selection to take out slow walkers